Saturday, February 14, 2015
I'm truly sorry that I can't be with the boys on this year's Colorado trip. Although, the blog helps me feel like I'm there. I'm glad to see that Mac is finally getting the recognition he deserves as the tournament's elder statesman.
The rule is..."what happens in the locker room stays in the locker room." Mac's use of Tiger Balm is exempt from this rule because you can smell it when you enter the rink. Many holes fans may not be aware that the home for Tiger Balm is here in Singapore. I snapped this selfie at the company's headquarters in honor of Mac. When I told them I knew Mac they invited me in, gave me lunch, and offered to pay for my kid's college tuition. It's who you know.
Go Holes and Broad Street Buddhas!
The Verdict On The "Lyon"
Lunch
Saturday Morning
Saturday morning started early for us on the Buddhas, with most of us up at 5am to be able to leave at 6. Our game started at 7am, but we wanted to get over, get parked, and survey the rinks before playing. Most everyone got rolling pretty well this morning, though a few were a little bleary eyed from their late night game of poker. At least we'll assume it was the late night and not the anything untoward.
The rink looked good as we arrived, with smoother ice than I think we've ever had in a game. The big question was, how long would it hold? Our opponent for the morning was the New Mexico Ice Topes. As we got our gear on, I think the altitude was fully appreciated by some of our crew. It's a bad sign when you're out of breath just leaning over to tie your skates on. We started the game on fire. We had the advantage in everything - puck posession, positioning, skating. The only problem was, we couldn't hit the damn hole in the goal. We scored first, but the other team tied it up every time we got one goal ahead, and we just couldn't put any distance in between us. In the second half of the game, fatigue and the altitude started to catch up with us, and the other team was able to put a run of successive goals in the "net" to take the lead. We lost 8-5 in the end, but felt pretty good about the way we played, and our opponents were a good bunch of guys, which makes a big difference.
Here's some pics from game 1:
We had time after our game to head back to the house before the Holes' game at 9:48am. My team got cleaned up as Kent's team readied themselves for their first game. Their opponent was Altitude Sickness, which you might recognize as a team we played last year. They were tough last year, so we new the Holes would have their work cut out for them.
Altitude Sickness came out of the gate with speed, and very quickly had a significant lead over our Holes. Then Kent decided to take the team on his shoulders and show them how to do it (actually, I think the turning point was Scotty suddenly going on a hot scoring streak). In any case, the Holes were able to close the distance, and at half time, they were only down 9-7. Unfortunately, the other team quit toying around in the second half, and left no doubt what the outcome would be. The final, painful score was 19-9.
Pics from the game:
As the Holes' game was drawing to a conclusion, we were able to take in the sights and check out some of the other imaginative uniforms this year. We saw some of the same ones as last year, but there were some new additions, as well. Here are some of this year's get-ups:
Friday, February 13, 2015
Settling In
It's now Friday evening, and we're relaxing at the house in Silverthorne. We're staying at the same house as last year, and it's perfect for this size group. The guys even found some college hockey on the TV. With most of us recovering from our large lunch at Beau Jo's, no one is really in a mood to go for dinner right now. We have may the requisit trips to both the liquor store and the grocery store, so I think we're set for dinners tomorrow and Sunday night, as well as the libation department (at least for now).
The drive in from Denver was uneventful (as has been the whole trip so far), and our first order of business when we arrived in Silverthorne was to head on over to the pond to check in. The ice looked like it was in decent shape, considering the warm temperatures.
During check in, Mac received a special honor. He got an award for being the oldest participant at the tournament - a Jagermeister bandana. Just what he needs.
Our hockey starts tomorrow at 7am when the Broad Street Buddhas take on the New Mexico Ice Topes. Knowing our luck, this will probably be a team of former NHL'ers that needed something to do this weekend. At least, at that hour of the day, the ice might be good. The surface was at least very smooth this evening. I just don't know how it will hold up. The Ice Holes play Altitude Sickness at 9:48am. Hopefully the ice will hold up for their game, as well. After our morning games, we've got a long break - as in pretty much all day. Our second games are at 10pm. I guess we'll have to find a way to fill our time. We did receive a voucher to go by the outlet mall and get a free stainless steel travel mug and a $5 coupon. We can all go by the Coach outlet and get some purses.
Here's some more pics from today:
Exactly The Same, But Different
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| Jarrett and me. I don't know why I look so pained. Maybe it's that breakfast burrito in Atlanta. |
So, before I was so rudely interrupted by the gate agent calling us to board the flight, where was I? Oh yes, the teams. My team has some new names on it this go round. We picked up Jarrett from one of the other Greensboro teams that we've played against for years. He also plays with us in Winston. Chip Burch was an add from the current roster of the Ice Holes, having added him in the fall of 2014.
Now that I have the teams straight, let me set the stage for you regarding this year's tournament. It's pretty much the same game plan as last year, only different. We'll be on the ice for the first part of the trip, then the group that is staying to ski will head over the mountain from Silverthorne, CO to Winter Park, CO for the downhill portion. My parents have once again graciously allowed us to use their house near Winter Park for lodging. Our primary concern, as we jet out way out to Denver, is the weather. Not the brutal cold that we have experienced at times in some of our past trips, but, rather, the opposite. Silverthorne, and the whole area, for that matter, have had some unusually high temps lately, and that is threatening the integrity of the playing surface for pond hockey. The thickness of the ice isn't a problem, but if the surface is too warm, the ice gets soft enough to be rapdily turned into snow under the sharp blades of the hockey skates. Snow is counter-productive to sliding pucks and players across.
To compensate for the high temps during the day (projected 50 degrees on Saturday afternoon), the tournament directors have moved all of the games to the morning and evening hours, to try to stay in the cooler parts of the day. In all likelihood, the morning games won't be too bad, but the evening games might not be so good. There is a real chance we might be playing games in boots with tennis balls. That doesn't sound like a lot of fun, but who knows - it might level the playing field somewhat. We might not suck at pond tennis.
In any case, it will be an adventure, as it usually is, with the potential for some hilarious results. I will do my best to keep you posted often.
So far, the travel this time has been by the book, which is a welcome change compared to last year's fiasco following the Blizzard of '14. We're once again on two different flights, but this was by design this year, rather than necessity. John, Jack, Jim, Chip, and Chris should be arriving in Denver about an hour and a half before us, and Mac should be waiting for them. He flew out early, on Wednesday, non-rev with his USAir flight privileges. The rest of us are now hurtling along in a metal tube, high above the ground and should arrive just before 11am. With a little luck, all our bags will come through and we'll be on our way to the mountains by noon.
Rocky Mountain High, Part II
So, it's that time of year again, when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of...pond hockey. The Ice Holes have had some changes since last I posted, with the most significant being that we've lost one of our long-time compadres. No, no, don't panic - we didn't lose him THAT way. Chris Dewar (that's Buddha to those of us that know and love him), accepted a new position with his company that relocated him overseas to Singapore for a period of three years, or until he is extridited back to the US. We were all sorry to have him go, but, judging from his posts on FaceBook, he has basically become The Anthony Bordain of the beer league hockey world - swimming with whale sharks, riding elephants, and eating exotic foods, all while under the auspices of "working" for a company that none of us is really sure what it does. The "Center for Creative Leadership"? I mean, come on - that has to be a front for some devious purposes. I suspect Dr Evil is listed as the CEO.
Anyway, I'm off topic. The point being, Buddha is not with us this year. We also had another casualty (again, quick panicking - it's not that kind of casualty), as Old Steve's knees finally told him they'd had enough of his hockey habit, and OS has had to semi-retire. So, when it came to putting together a couple of pond hockey teams for this year's trip, we had some filling-in to do. But I'm getting ahead of myself. First, I should probably mention that, after having a great time in Colorado last year, we decided to repeat the trip, only hopefully without the blizzards and travel headaches. And like last year, a portion of us made plans to stay and do a little skiing.
So who's on the rosters this year? I'm glad you aksed. First up, we'll discuss Kent's team (Kent having taken over for Buddha as the defacto "captain"). Mac lobbied hard for the postition, but was edged out at the last minute by a late push by Grubbs. Kent's team includes: Kent, Mac, Big John, Scott, Jim, and Chris Vrettacos. Holes' fans and readers of this post might recognize Big John as one of the original "ponders", and legendary pond-hockey goalie. John was sidelined for a time as both of his knees were replaced with Iron Man-like bionic implants, but is back in action and making the trip with us again.
The second team is captained by myself, and includes Brett, Erik, Jack (Fester), as well as newcomers Jarrett Sherron and Chip Burch. Keeping in line with last year when I chose to go with a different team name than Ice Holes 2 or some such, we have chosen "Broad Street Buddhas" as a tip of the hat to our Singaporean expatriate. A new set of tournament jerseys was procured with a new logo
Sorry to cut it off here, but they are calling for passengers right now, so gotta go.
More later.
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Almost Home
I am currently sitting in the Chicago airport waiting out a layover before we can get on our last leg back to Greensboro. Time to catch everyone up on the events of yesterday and today. In order to feel like we got our money's worth out of the lift tickets, we decided it was best to get up early and hit the slopes as soon as the lifts opened (9am). Amazingly, we all were ready to go at the allotted hour for departure. We had to shuttle down to the van, which we left beside the highway again. We got to the slopes to find that four of the lifts were shut down due to high winds. Three of them didn't really matter, but the fourth was one of the major lifts that moves people from one side of the mountain to the other. Bummer, but there was plenty of mountain open, and plenty of lifts operational. We headed over to the Mary Jane side, more or less as a group, and went down a run called "Sleeper". At the bottom, Mac's legs were burning pretty good (or bad?) so he decided to take a break at the warming hut and we were going to pick him up on the next pass through. Trouble was, he wasn't there on the next pass. And they had shut another lift down due to wind - another major lift that effectively prevented us from getting back up the mountain on the Mary Jane side. We had to take a cutoff run back to Winter Park and start over again. By this time, with all those big lifts closed, lines on the Winter Park side were starting to back up. They were never really that bad, but compared to the wait time of, well, nothing really, waiting five to ten minutes was a major drag. The good news is, they did open most of the lifts again, and the lines thinned out significantly. By then, we had broken up into a couple of groups, but no one had seen Mac since the morning. We figured he was either: A) skiing on his own, B) drinking a beer in one of the many pubs, or C) found a cougar in need of some mountain lovin'.
Z and my dad came out a little later in the day. My dad joined us for some runs, and Z checked into some lessons. Unfortunately, the lessons didn't pan out, but he found some runs that were his speed before taking an early exit and enjoying the beautiful mountain afternoon from the deck of the lodge.
Towards the end of the day, my dad headed back to the cabin, and I twisted Buddha into playing a game that I have played with my sister many times in the past - one we affectionally call "Race The Lifts". Here's how it goes. Starting around 3pm (the lifts close at 4pm), you start making runs as fast as you can to see how many runs you can squeeze in before the lifts shut down, all the while trying to end up on the top of the mountain for the last run of the day. In twelve minutes time, we made two speed runs down Cranmer, which is probably at least a mile and a half long, in time to make the last lift back up to the top. Mission accomplished. On the down side, Buddha has sworn off playing any games with me ever again. You know, the view from the top of the Hughes run at the end of the day was well worth it. You can decide for yourself:
Last night's meal was the leftover stew, which was, as stew is so often, even better the second night. We had a plethora of bananas left over, so we also whipped up a batch of Bananas Foster to enjoy over the five gallons of chocolate ice cream we had left. A heated poker game ensued after dining, in which I think Vrettacos eventually cleaned everyone out, aided in part by Kent (spectating). Kent's part was to reveal what Mac's "tell" was.
We packed up as many bags as we could last night and took them down to the van (once again at the highway), so we wouldn't have much to pack in the morning. Luckily, today has gone very well, and mostly according to plan. Scott did get put on a different flight, but should hopefull be back home this evening. The bad news is that he gets to spend the day in Newark. Mac is flying non-rev, and is currently in Philly. He should also be able to make it back tonight, though he doesn't know exactly when since he's going standby.
I've got about 45 minutes before my flight, which gives me time to reflect on things that I've learned this trip:
- You can carefully plan out every detail, but in the end, God just laughs at you
- No matter how bad you think pond ice is, it can be worse
- When staying in a house full of guys playing in a pond hockey tournament, it is beneficial to not have a good sense of smell
- Even if a tournament had a division called "We Really Suck At Hockey And Are Terrible In Bed Too", there would be some team of yahoos that drop down to try to run the division
- Brett cannot open a Colorado dumpster, but a black bear can
- Full-size passenger vans are not the ideal vehicle for wintery mountain regions
- Full-size SUV's are not the ideal vehicle for wintery mountain roads if you don't stay on the road
- Tow-truck drivers make good money
- Arugula is what it's all about
Hope you enjoyed reading once again. We have a multitude of pictures from the trip that we will try to get posted on our Shutterfly account soon. They are probably worthwhile taking a look at, so I'll get a link posted as soon as they're ready.
In the meantime,
Arugula, my friends, arugula.
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
The Blustery Day
Monday, February 17, 2014
A Rough Start - A Beautiful Finish
After the night we had on Sunday, we were all looking forward to hitting the reset switch and doing some skiing at Winter Park. The forecast had no mention whatsoever of anything remotely resembling snow for either Monday or Tuesday, so we were very hopeful that we would have a good couple of days. The morning started off fantastic. A clear view of the valley unfolded as the sun came up. We had a nice, leisurely breakfast and got ready for the slopes. Our plan was to be there by around 10-11am, getting in most of the day on the powder that Mother Nature had so nicely tried to blow us away with the night before. We stuffed everyone in the two vehicles we had at the cabin. The Yukon got up the drive fine, but we had to help the VW a bit on one patch of slick snow. Nevertheless, we were soon at the bottom of the hill at the highway, and loading up the van for our trek down the road to Winter Park. The road, although it had been scrapped, was slick as hell, and driving, especially in the van, was still very dicey. About ten miles from the ski resort, we ended up in a long, slow moving line of traffic. At first, I thought there was an accident or stranded vehicle that was slowing things down, but it became evident that the traffic was just backed up. We had no way of knowing how far it was backed up, but we were just creeping along. Finally, around 11am, everyone arrived at the Winter Park base, with most of our equipment, and geared up for what looked to be a glorious day on the slopes. The groups split off into smaller groups, and everyone had a fantastic time, as the snow conditions were splendid. Here are a couple of pic from the day:
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| Buddha at the Parsiene Bowl |
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| The view on Cranmer |
After our day on the slopes, we arrived back at the cabin (after stashing the van back down at the highway - the road up the hill was still a little slick) to the smell of the stew that we put in the oven that morning. Following our dinner, the games were on, as Mac hosted poker night in the mountains.
The forecast for tomorrow is nearly identical to today's, so we're looking forward to another great day on the slopes to cap off a rather eventful trip. We'll be flying out Wednesday morning, if all goes as planned. I'll try to post some more pictures tomorrow.
Good night, and good luck.
Whiteout
My dad was able to drive over that morning to watch the games, and took a few pictures, as well. I'll try to get the extended library of trip pics posted on Shutterfly soon. Buddha also was burning up his camera that morning, so we should have a sizable collection to look through later.
On to game number two. This was Clusterpuck's last game, facing a team that hailed from Dallas. It was a fun game, and we were able to pull out a victory. It think the final was 13-9. This ice was also a LOT better than what we skated on Saturday afternoon, which made it all the more enjoyable. Scotty filled in for us on that game.
As we waited around for the other Brown Bottle division teams to finish their games, we took in some of the attractions at the pond, including live organ music. Buddha posed with the organist. On display were the various tournament trophies, one of which can be seen in the photo.
Checking the results board, it was clear that Clusterpuck was not going to advance (no surprise). We finished with a 2-2 record, and in third place in our pool. Only the top team in each pool was guaranteed to advance. Now, the only question was whether the Holes might make it through. There were two teams left in their pool that were playing each other, and would factor in the Holes' future. After scrutinizing the results, including wins, head to head, and goals against, I figured out that the Holes could advance. All that would need to happen is that the two remaining teams would have to end the game with tie of more than 17 goals apiece. Okay, so it's a longshot, but we headed on down to watch the game, mostly to keep Buddha out of hot water by making SURE that the Holes didn't advance this year. As you might guess, the 17-17 tie didn't happen, so it was off to pack up and head to the Winter Park area for the skiing portion of our trip.
The trip from Silverthorne to Tabernash (where my parent's cabin is - just down the road from Winter Park) was uneventful, and took just over an hour. The road up to the cabin is steep in places and covered with a lot of snow, so there was a little concern that our 15-passenger van with rear-wheel drive might have a hard time getting there, but it soldiered on, and we finally arrived at the cabin. We unloaded all of our bags to make room in the van for skis, boots, and poles, and headed down to the ski shop to get our gear. It was late in the afternoon, with some snow moving in, so we wanted to get geared up and make a grocery run before it got too late (and the roads got slicker). The skis took a bit to get doled out, but we got everyone taken care of, then went across the road to get some food for the next couple of days.
When we went into the Safeway, the snow was just starting to lightly fall. A "pitter- patter" as Kent might say. Not surprisingly with a group of this size, getting the items that we needed took longer than it should have, but we finally checked out and rolled our carts for the exit. It was then that we discovered all hell had broken loose outside. It was snowing. Sidewise. And up. A sticky, slippery, wet snow that quickly had all of us looking like a Yeti. As we loaded up the vehicles, our concern level for getting back up the hill to the cabin was increasing. As we pulled out on the road and were instantly engulfed in near white-out conditions, concern was quickly turning to worry. The wind was ripping around, and that nice big 15-passenger van was doing its best impression of a kite as it edged over toward the shoulder of the road with every gust. All we could do was follow the tail lights of the car in front (hoping they were still on the road, since it was rather hard to tell at this point) and keep the tires in the tracks created by the slowly moving line of traffic. As we traversed an overpass, a few fishtails told me the roads were quicly becoming very dangerous. Still, we plodded on. We did finally make it back to the turnoff off the highway and we headed up the hill to the cabin. There were several places along the road that I thought might pose problems for us, but I tried to keep my speed up and power on.
Unfortunately, shortly after the first switchback, our luck ran out. I could feel the van slowing as the rear wheels started to slip. Very quickly, our forward progress was halted, and even more concerning, the van was now moving backwards (unintentionally). Knowing that if we slipped too far back, we would be approaching that same switchback I mentioned, I tried to gently glide the back end of the van into the snowbank on the side of the road, just to stop it from sliding and get it out of the middle of the road. We made a few unsuccessful attempts to get it moving again, including every available person pushing on the back, but it was unquestioningly stuck.
There was nothing to do but call a tow truck at this point. "Marvin" at Hilly's Hooker Service told me that it would probably be about 35 minutes before he could make it. There was no reason that everyone needed to stay in the van, so my dad shuttled the extras (and our food) back to the cabin. Kent, Vrettacos, Brett, and I decided to stay with the van and wait. After about 20 minutes, Marvin called back to tell me he would be later, as he was called out by the highway patrol to assist elsewhere. He didn't know how soon he would be there, but thought it would be at least an hour. We called the cabin and had Dad head back down to pick us up, so we could at least have some dinner. We hopped in the Yukon and started back up the hill. With all the blowing and drifting snow, it was becoming very hard to see exactly where the road was, and my dad fell victim to snow. We got a little too close to the soft snow drift on the right side of the road, and it pulled the front end of the Yukon right down into the deep bank. We were actually lucky there was a deep bank there, because we might have slid right off the road and down a steep incline otherwise. Once again, some attempts were made to free up yet another foundered vehicle, with similar results to the first attempt. Nothing we could do but hike back to the cabin and wait on the wrecker to pull out two vehicles. Let me take this time to remind you that we were still in blizzard conditions, so the hike up was not pleasant.
We settled in and started on our dinner, when the phone call from Marvin came. He was headed our way and would be there in about 15 minutes. I informed him that we now had two vehicles stuck, and told him where the Yukon was in relation to the van. Kent and I bundled up and headed back down the road we just came up to meet Marvin. Still in the blizzard. One good thing - Marvin knew what he was doing. With a little effort, we finally had the Yukon freed up and back on the road, then rolled on down the hill to liberate the van. We didn't think it was a good idea at all to try to get the van up the hill, considering the maelstom going on around us, so we decided to take it back down to the highway, and park it there until morning. The van was a lot easier to deal with, and shortly (and after a considerable investment in Marvin's finacial future), the van was nestled all snug in its bed at the highway - ready for use tomorrow. Kent and I then made our way back to the cabin, going very slowly and driving right down the middle of the road.
The rest of the evening was much less exciting, other than some tense moments as we tried to talk Jim's son and his son's girlfriend through driving up to the cabin in the blizzard. Eventually, everyone made it where they needed to go, and we went to bed with the faith that tomorrow would be better. Some days are much more fun to talk about them later than to live through them.
Coming soon
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Saturday Wrap-Up
So here's a summary of the rest of Saturday:
Following our morning games (Holes tied, Clusterpuck lost) the Holes had another game around 3pm. They did quite well, dispatching their opponent 16-5. We had two more games in rapid succession, so there was no going back to the cabin for some R&R. Clusterpuck played their third game of the tournament around 5pm, with the help of Jared. What, I haven't mentioned Jared? Well, let me elaborate.
When we checked in on Friday and explained that three of our guys were not on the trip, the gal in charge of the check-in mentioned that she had a guy that was looking to play on a team. His wife was playing, and he wanted to find someone to play with. I told her that, considering we only had 9 players and would have a difficult time fielding two teams, we would be happy to have another set of legs. Jared got up with us Saturday morning, and our intention was for him to mainly play with Buddha's team (Ice Holes). It turns out, Jared can play. Even with Jared playing we only had five players per team, and only having one sub on pond hockey (especially at 9000 feet) is really tough, so we "supplemented" each team to make a full roster of six players. After helping the Holes play Saturday morning and afternoon, Jared helped Clusterpuck in our afternoon game.
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| Bad Ice |
The ice in this game was horrible. No, that's not a strong enough word. The ice was freaking HORRENDOUS! We literally (not figuratively) could not skate on it. We basically shuffled around on the ice, falling whenever we hit ruts or holes. The game was basically a matter of whacking the puck up the ice and trying to put it on "net". It turns out, we were better at whacking than the other team, and we won our first game of the tournament.
There was one particularly exciting moment early in the game when OS was parked out in front of our net. As one of the other teams' players came cruising by, he shoved (OS says he punched) OS in the chest, who went down like a sack of potatoes. We believe the other player was upset with what he considered to be goaltending, which is not allowed in this tournament. Of course, OS would never do something that was not allowed, so this attack was utterly unprovoked.
The Holes had their last game (on a different rink, thank goodness) at 6:30pm, under the lights. Unfortunately, they were matched up against a team that certainly is above the "Brown Bottle Division" pay scale. It wasn't pretty. They did make a late push that narrowed the goal differential, but lost 13-9 in the end. They finished the day with a respectable 1-1-1 record, setting them up for possibly advancing to the next round if they are able to tack on another win tomorrow morning.
Following the last game, we cleaned up and headed out to eat at the Dillon Dam Pub & Brewery. The food was good, but as tired as most of us were, we could have probably eaten a tire and thought it was a fine gourmet dinner. We're all back at the cabin now, watching some replays of the Winter Olympics and slowly heading to bed, one by one.
For your enjoyment, some snapshots from the day:
Namaste, my b*tches


























































